Lindy Hop is fun!

borrowed a cd from the library which is portable. haha.

A Fine Romance by Ella Fitzgerald

A fine romance, with no kisses,
A fine romance, my friend this is.
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes,
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes.
A fine romance, you won't nestle,
A fine romance, you won't wrestle.
I might as well play bridge
With my old maid aunts,
I haven't got a chance,
This is a fine romance.

A fine romance, my good fellow,
You take romance, and I'll take jello.
You're calmer than the seals
In the Arctic Ocean;
At least they flap their fins
To express emotion.
A fine romance with no quarrels,
With no insults and all morals.
I've never mussed the crease
In your blue serge pants,
I never get the chance,
This is a fine romance.

A fine romance, with no kisses,
A fine romance, my friend this is.
We two should be like clams in a dish of chowder,
But we just fizz like parts of a Seidlitz powder.
Yes, a fine romance, with no glitches,
A fine romance, with no bitches.
You're just as hard to land as the 'Ile de France,'
I haven't got a chance,
This is a fine romance.